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Total Medals Earned: 86 (From 17 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,895 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 12/29/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again Unlocked 12/29/10
50 Points
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA Unlocked 12/29/10
100 Points
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)

Doodle Devil

Half Game Unlocked 11/26/10
10 Points
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Unlocked 3/12/11
10 Points
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins Unlocked 3/12/11
25 Points
7 Mortal Sins
All Game Unlocked 3/12/11
50 Points
All Element Discovered
All Game With No Hints Unlocked 3/12/11
100 Points
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)

Medals Earned: 5/5 (195/195 points)

Escaping the Prison

lol brawl reference Unlocked 4/14/10
5 Points
ROFL ROFL ROFL
BRAAAGGGHH!! Unlocked 5/17/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Legal Ending Unlocked 4/14/10
25 Points
Break out the legal way.
Badass Ending Unlocked 4/14/10
50 Points
Break out the badass way.
Sneaky Ending Unlocked 4/14/10
50 Points
Break out the Sneaky Way
DONUT WANT! Unlocked 5/17/10
100 Points
...or do you?
Lots of Effort Unlocked 5/17/10
100 Points
Find all 18 FAILs.

Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)

Fish Outta Water

Belly Up Unlocked 1/15/11
5 Points
Crash Your Bowl
Blow Out 10 Points Beat the Blowfish Boss
Jumping The Shark 10 Points Die trying to jump a shark
Turtle Power 10 Points Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Don't Croak Now 25 Points Beat the Frog boss
A Walrus of a Tale 50 Points Beat the Walrus boss
Sea Legs 50 Points Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/160 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 5/16/10
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 5/16/10
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Time is Running Out Unlocked 5/16/10
10 Points
Get the clock
Kain Unlocked 5/16/10
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Clockspert Unlocked 5/16/10
50 Points
Solve clock puzzle
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry 10 Points Get Spider Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 5/18 (95/500 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 11/24/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Journeys of Reemus: Ch 3

PATH OF AGGRESSION Unlocked 5/16/10
50 Points
Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE 50 Points Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.
THE PASSION OF THE EXTERMINATOR 50 Points Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)

LARRY: Doug-Out

Bloody Doug Unlocked 5/17/10
25 Points
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Endurance Master Unlocked 5/17/10
50 Points
Last up to day 15.
Best Quality In Town 10 Points Max upgrades in ale quality.
Maxed Weapons 10 Points Max upgrades in weapons.
Perfect Run 25 Points Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Maxed Money 50 Points Earn over $2000 in one day.
Massive Score 100 Points Reach a score of 1 million

Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/270 points)

Paradox Embrace

Bridging the Gap Unlocked 5/16/10
5 Points
Pass level 1
Naturally Talented Unlocked 5/16/10
25 Points
Pass levels 1-3
Withered Away 5 Points Succumb to the clutches of death
Logically Delicious 25 Points Pass level 6
Master of Mysteries 25 Points Pass level 9
Undeterred 25 Points Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Demon Dodger 50 Points Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Spacetime Traveler 50 Points Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Speedy Runner 50 Points Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Embracer of Paradoxes 100 Points Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes

Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/360 points)

Relive Your Life

100 MPH Spank! Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
Yogurt.
Dressing in Drag Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Hide 'n Seek Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Meet Joe Black Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Naked Mile Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! Unlocked 8/10/12
10 Points
You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! Unlocked 8/10/12
100 Points
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Extra! Extra! 10 Points Check out any of the external links
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Human Appliance 10 Points Science is bad, M'kay?
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points "Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 25/32 (340/500 points)